Cooking with Pizzazz

Ok so you’re gonna want to get a chicken. Not a live one, Jesus. One from the grocery store. A whole one. Get a bag of mini reeses peanut butter cups. You need about 300 for this recipe. Then, basically all you have to do is find a friend who owes you a favor and invite him over for dinner. Once you have your friend thoroughly trapped in your house, have him unwrap the peanut butter cupz. So while you’re watching tv and he’s doing that, just relax because the hard work is about to start. Open up your chicken by the hole. Hopefully your chicken has a hole with nothing inside it. Cram as many peanut butter cups inside as you can. It’s like stuffing, only it’ll make your mouth rot. Then you’re gonna want to put your chicken in some kind of pot thing to go in the oven? Balance as many peanut butter cups as possible on top and around the chicken, as a glaze. But we’re also going to make a gravy. Put that in the oven and cook it. Eight? Four hundred? What do you cook a chicken at? Anyway, get another pot. Put the rest of the cups in there. Because we don’t want this to get gross, put a stick of butter in there too. Just kinda heat that and stir until it’s gravy. So when you’re bored with that, your chicken is probably done. Hopefully your friend is still trapped there so you’ll have help eating the chicken cause we’re talking about 300 peanut butter cups here.